WP Code Monkey Bastards — A Poetry By EP*


Elevated from the comments for awesome…

“The Grinch Who Stole The Blogiversary”

All the minions in Netville liked snooch a lot,
but the Grinch, who lived north of Netville did not.
Some say it’s because his tie was too tight,
or that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But the most likely reason of all,
was that his penis was three sizes too small.

His genius was such, it called up a reply, For that wily McGoo could not let it pass by:

I had a blog
It featured snooch!
I think that WordPress
Needs a thorough douche!

*Cultural reference:

12 Responses

  1. If the gif doesn’t animate just click on it. This template isn’t as good as the one they SHUT DOWN.

  2. Fuck, dude! I thought I was gonna die! glad to see ya back!

  3. Ever figure out what crawled up their ass?

  4. Reblogged this on Cmblake6's Weblog and commented:
    Soylent Green is not dead, just had to take a different apartment.

  5. Gif works for moi.

  6. What is wrong with them? Snooch is never bad, some are just better than others but again never bad. So glad you are back.

  7. Pete, I actually have an unused soylent site, which I began prepping today. I may export all the old posts there..and see how long it taked them to shut it down.
    More than 4,000 people found or remembered this site today, so we’ll see.

  8. Does this mean I can call myself a published author now? Because if so I’m hitting the college bars for some English major poon.

  9. Go for it Eric!

  10. Eric; always a good idea, even if one has to actually lie about the publication thing… 😉
    (Hell, aren’t the better scientists doing it? Pumping up their CVs I mean)

  11. Yeah, but I’m told they need to pump up other…things…too, DV. Just sayin’.

  12. Eric, stop and consider what you just said. “English major poon”. English major … like Joy Behar. Are you sure you wish to expose yourself to that brain eating virus that all liberals seem to be infected with?

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